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Bletchley Shamrocks »
Station Road, Mursley, Buckinghamshire
Male, Female, U14, U8, U7
Brook End Colts »
Walbank Circle, Milton Keynes, Buckinghamshire
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Castle Lower School »
Polhill Avenue, Bedford, Bedfordshire
Male, Female, U9, U8, U7
City Belles »
Paynes Drive, Loughton, Buckinghamshire
Female, U17, U16, U15
Elstow Abbey Colts »
Elstow Playing Field, Wilstead Road, Elstow
Male, U16
Eynesbury Rovers Youth »
Eynesbury, St Neots, Cambridgeshire
Male, U17, U15, U13
Heelands Rangers »
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Maulden Lower School »
Church Road, Maulden, Bedford
Male, Female, U9, U8, U7
Meltis Corinthians »
Miller Road, Bedford
Male, U15
Mk College »
Woughton On Green, Newport Road, Milton Keynes
Male, Female, U18
Mk Wanderers »
Kents Hill, Milton Keynes, Bucks
Male, Female, U18, U17, U16, U14, U13, U12, U11, U10, U9, U8, U7
Riverfield »
The Bury, Church Lane, Bedford
Male, Female, U14, U13, U12, U11, U10
Scot Youth »
Bletchley, Milton Keynes, Buckinghamshire
Male, Female, U16, U15, U14, U12, U11, U10, U9
Two Mile Ash Sports »
Walbank Circle, Milton Keynes, Buckinghamshire
Male, Female, U16, U15, U13, U10, U8
Water Eaton Youth Afc »
Selbourne Avenue, Bletchley, Milton Keynes
Male, Female, U13, U12, U11, U10, U9, U8
Waterhall Stars »
Melfort Drive, Bletchley, Milton Keynes
Male, U17, U14, U13
West Bletchley »
Lynmouth Crescent, Bletchley, Milton Keynes
Male, U18, U15, U14
Willen »
Portland Drive, Willen Village, Milton Keynes
Male, Female, U18, U17, U16, U15, U14, U13, U12, U11, U10, U9, U8, U7
Willen Rangers »
Male, U18
Wolverton Tigermoths »
Aylesbury Street West, Wolverton, Milton Keynes
Male, Female, U16, U15, U13, U12, U11
Wootton Blue Cross Youth »
Weston Park, Bedford Road, Wootton
Male, Female, U17, U16, U13, U9

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» Ashley Young creates Premier League history and beats record held by ex-Man Utd teammate
Everton's Ashley Young has written himself into the Premier League history books by becoming the oldest ever scorer of a free-kick - with the all-time record also within his grasp
» Premier League issue statement as Southampton star sent off for pulling Marc Cucurella's hair
Chelsea defender Marc Cucurella was involved in an unsavoury incident St Mary's on Wednesday as he had his hair pulled by Southampton captain Jack Stephens who was consequently sent off
» Who is Godwill Kukonki? Ruben Amorim hands unlikely chance to 16-year-old Man Utd wonderkid
Manchester United boss Ruben Amorim has named Godwill Kukonki on the bench for his side's trip to Arsenal on Wednesday with the 16-year-old in line for his debut
» Pep Guardiola sends clear message to Gary Neville and Jamie Carragher after 'strange' blast
Pep Guardiola looks to have put to bed suggestions he has an issue with Kevin De Bruyne - who was restored to the Manchester City starting XI and quickly provided an assist
» David de Gea shows where his loyalties lie with four-word Man Utd admission
Manchester United and Arsenal met on Wednesday night almost seven years to the day that David de Gea turned in a record-breaking performance in a 3-1 win against the Gunners at the Emirates Stadium
» Neil Lennon says Man Utd star 'wouldn't get in Celtic team' amid transfer links
Celtic are keeping tabs on Manchester United's Christian Eriksen ahead of a potential move but an ex-player has cast doubt over whether the Dane would warrant a start in Scotland
» Arsenal's secret four-word banner on wall at training ground that fans will love
Mikel Arteta and Arsenal are well known for their unique training ground nuances, but one banner in particular that adorns London Colney appears to be bearing fruit
» 'I'm an ex-Man Utd star – there's one Arsenal player I'd love to pinch in transfer market'
With Arsenal set to welcome Manchester United to the Emirates Stadium, former Red Devils star Louis Saha has revealed which Gunners player he'd love his old club to sign
» Marc Guehi breaks silence to explain decision to write on Rainbow armband
Crystal Palace star Marc Guehi wrote 'I love Jesus' and 'Jesus loves you' on his Rainbow captain's armband for the games against Newcastle and Ipswich Town, with the FA taking no action
» West Ham edge closer to deciding Julen Lopetegui's fate after board hold crunch talks
West Ham backed the former Real Madrid and Spain boss heavily in the transfer market last summer with a £120m spending spree and the hope was he could steer them towards a European place
» Thomas Tuchel to start England duties three weeks early for very good reason
Thomas Tuchel will still not officially take charge until January 1 but will now go to Zurich next week for the 2026 World Cup draw which will take place on Friday, December 13
» David Beckham's X-rated leaked emails made knighthood feelings clear amid new speculation
David Beckham has previously seen emails leaked which claimed he didn't care about getting knighted - but the Manchester United legend has been handed a boost for the next New Year's Honours List
» Rainbow Laces chief opens door to changes as campaign faces fight for its future
This year's Rainbow Laces campaign has been beset by players, such as Ipswich's Sam Morsy, refusing to engage with the message of inclusion for the LGBT+ community
» Liverpool contracts: New light shed on Virgil van Dijk's telling response to Mo Salah bombshell
Both Virgil van Dijk and Mo Salah have just a number of months remaining on their respective Liverpool deals and the two stars appear to be in very different situations at Anfield
» FA response to Marc Guehi message is a victory for common sense - but it won't stop there
The Football Association's leniency in dealing with the Crystal Palace skipper's rule breach is understandable but it might well come back to haunt them
» Man Utd fans 'disappointed' after team backed into corner by Rainbow jacket refusal
Manchester United's LGBT+ supporters group the Rainbow Devils have spoken out on the reports that a player refused to wear a jacket in support of Rainbow Laces ahead of the win over Everton
» 'I was told I could play for Barcelona - I don't regret leaving Liverpool or Newcastle'
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» Rio Ferdinand and Arsenal star agree over what Bukayo Saka must do next in his career
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» Arsenal boss Mikel Arteta makes Cristiano Ronaldo prediction in major Bukayo Saka statement
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» Virgil van Dijk's Liverpool contract: Offer made but no agreement as issues remain
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» Transfer news LIVE: Salah backed for exit, Liverpool get Zubimendi boost, Man Utd target left-back
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» Former Manchester United striker predicts what Ruben Amorim can do against Arsenal
Manchester United face Arsenal at the Emirates on Wednesday night in Ruben Amorim's toughest game since taking charge and Louis Saha predicts he can do this one thing
» Ex-Real Madrid star makes X-rated joke about Cristiano Ronaldo and calls out 'selfish' star
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» Arsenal on red alert as Real Madrid told to make transfer move for 'one of Europe's best'
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» Newcastle v Liverpool, Arsenal v Manchester United, and more – Premier League clockwatch live

Manchester City face Nottingham Forest, Southampton take on Chelsea, Everton host Wolves and Aston Villa play Brentford. Follow it all live

Last game of the evening to mention sees Aston Villa take on Brentford in the late(r) kick off. We’ll be monitoring that one as well.

Villa haven’t won a football match since October. They’re also hoping global eyeballs will spur them on.

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» Manchester United scraps rainbow jackets after Mazraoui cites religious objections

Defender declines to wear jacket supporting LGBTQ+ community on the grounds of his Muslim faith

Manchester United shelved plans to wear pride-themed rainbow jackets supporting the LGBTQ+ community after a player refused to take part, citing his religious beliefs.

Plans to wear the Adidas tops as they walked onto the pitch during last Sunday’s Premier League match against Everton were abandoned after defender Noussair Mazraoui said he would not be able to wear the jacket on the grounds of his Muslim faith, according to The Athletic.

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» The 100 best female footballers in the world 2024 – Nos 100-41

Caitlin Foord, Mary Earps and Racheal Kundananji are among the players between rankings 70 and 41 on our annual countdown

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» Clinton delivers to give experimental England edge against Switzerland
  • Friendly international: England 1-0 Switzerland
  • Clinton scored eighth-minute winner at Bramall Lane

Sarina Wiegman says she is not concerned by England’s current lack of creativity after an experimental side recorded a slender win against Switzerland, the European Champion­ship hosts next summer.

The England head coach gave her young players a chance to impress and there were several strong individual performances from new faces but the side recorded only three shots on target, having similarly managed just one effort on goal last time out against the USA.

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» Van Nistelrooy's effect on Leicester highlights depth of Lopetegui's plight | Ben Fisher

New manager’s instant connection with fans stood in stark contrast to the forlorn, isolated figure in West Ham’s dugout

Ninety-eight seconds. That was all that was required for Ruud van Nistelrooy’s Leicester City reign to get up and running. Jamie Vardy’s opener offered an early snapshot of Leicester in Van Nistelrooy’s image, too. Victor Kristiansen, hugging the left touchline, squared the ball to Bilal El Khannouss, who freed Leicester’s No 9, head down, open for business in the left channel. Vardy, wearing garish pink boots, stroked a timeless right-foot finish into the far corner.

After a VAR check, he clinked into celebration mode, chuntering towards the away fans giving him grief. Even before Patson Daka made it 3-0 with stoppage time looming, the same supporters switched their attention to their manager. “You’re getting sacked in the morning,” came the chant. Julen Lopetegui, ashen-faced at the final whistle, will do well to survive this grisly defeat. Lopetegui combed his hand through his hair, his whirring mind in overdrive, under pressure. Welcome back to the brutal world of frontline management, Ruud.

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» Wales weather Ireland storm to reach Euro 2025 and write names in history
  • Republic of Ireland 1-2 Wales (agg 2-3)
  • Patten 86; Cain 50pen, Jones 67

Wales broke new ground in Dublin on Tuesday night as they qualified for the first major women’s tournament in their nation’s history. A 2-1 win for Rhian Wilkinson’s side thanks to goals from Hannah Cain and Carrie Jones earned them a 3-2 aggregate victory over Republic of Ireland and booked their spot at next summer’s European Championship in Switzerland.

Wilkinson, who took over the manager’s role in February, was full of pride at her team’s achievements. “The most incredible thing is that I’m new here. I showed up for the sprint end of a marathon,” she said. “I see all these staff who have been through the whole ride and how proud they are and that is what makes it for me. I am so proud … That’s the emotional part for me.

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» Scotland fail to reach Euro 2025 after freezing second leg playoff in Finland
  • Finland 2-0 Scotland (agg 2-0)
  • Kuikka 8, Lehtola 28

Scotland face a bleak winter after their hopes of qualification for the European Championship in Switzerland next summer were extinguished in a frozen Helsinki.

As an ultimately comfortable Finland celebrated a victory sealed in the second leg of this Euro 25 playoff the visiting manager, Pedro Martínez Losa, faced a uncertain future.

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» Eddie Howe longs for new faces in a Newcastle squad that has gone stale

Key players are off form, there is unease behind the scenes and some fear the manager’s influence is waning as Liverpool come to town

Something is wrong behind the scenes at St James’ Park this season and, albeit tacitly, Eddie Howe has admitted it.

“We have had a lot of issues this summer and we continue to have them,” Newcastle’s manager said, somewhat cryptically, on Tuesday.

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» Clinical Mateta dashes Ipswich’s hopes in first away win for Crystal Palace

The alarm bells around Crystal Palace can quieten down for now. This was billed as a clash between relegation rivals but the visitors produced a controlled, commanding victory over opponents who barely landed a glancing blow. Perhaps the pressure on Oliver Glasner will ease a little now they have lost one in six and appear, on the basis of recent weeks, to have found a formula that collects points away from home.

It helps when your best player is fit and, from the morass of a low-quality game, rising well above the rest. Eberechi Eze returned from a month’s absence on Saturday and was deemed ready for another outing here. He kept Palace ticking, building cutely on the platform their superior physicality earned, and provided the assist for a winning goal that may prove a critical moment in both teams’ seasons.

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» Guardiola denies gesture in defeat at Liverpool shows he is losing his cool
  • Manager raised six fingers in reference to City’s title wins
  • ‘It was to make our fans feel we’ve done extraordinary’

Pep Guardiola has denied that raising six fingers during Manchester City’s 2-0 at Liverpool on Sunday shows he is losing his cool in the manner José Mourinho did when showing three digits during his time in charge of Manchester United. Guardiola also aimed an apparent dig at Mourinho by pointing out that he has won six Premier League titles compared to the Portuguese’s three.

Guardiola made the six-fingered gesture at Anfield after Liverpool fans chanted “you’re getting sacked in the ­morning” at the City manager, repeating it in the direction of the travelling supporters after the final whistle. Mourinho made his three‑fingered gesture following United’s 3-0 home defeat against Tottenham in August 2018 during a media conference in which he infamously demanded “respect, respect, respect”.

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» ‘We will be found out’: Amorim warns United of challenging times ahead
  • Manager unbeaten before trip to Emirates Stadium
  • Shaw set to miss a few weeks after new injury setback

Ruben Amorim has warned his Manchester United players “the storm will come” and there will be difficult times ahead despite a promising start to his tenure, as his team prepare to face Arsenal. The 39-year-old is unbeaten in his opening three matches as head coach, winning twice, but the trip to the Emirates Stadium on Wednesday night pro­mises to be a tougher challenge.

“The storm will come,” Amorim said. “We are going to have difficult moments and we will be found out in some games. And I know that because I know my players and I know football and I follow football.

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» David Squires on … the Fifa Man’s plan to make Saudi dreams come true

Our cartoonist looks at the hard work that has gone on at the football factory to pave the way for Saudi World Cup

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» Conductor Grace Clinton shows England’s B side deserve to be heard | Suzanne Wrack

Playmaker was given a start against Switzerland and showed full range of her skills, including scoring the game’s only goal

Grace Clinton’s star is fast rising, her guile and skill undeniable after a season-long loan with Tottenham last year and a blistering impact in Manchester United’s starting XI since September.

At a bitterly cold Bramall Lane on Tuesday night those talents were on display once more in England’s 1-0 win, but another characteristic was also on show: she is a leader.

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» Sean Dyche admits making mistakes in tireless effort to improve Everton form
  • ‘The errors I’ve made are tactical,’ says manager
  • Dominic Calvert-Lewin was dropped against United

Sean Dyche said he is working harder than at any point in his managerial career to correct Everton’s season but has made mistakes in the search for a winning formula.

The manager is in desperate need of victory against Wolves on Wednesday after only two league wins all season, no goals in the past four matches and fixtures against Liverpool, Arsenal, Chelsea and Manchester City to follow. He was left to lament an error-strewn performance in the 4-0 defeat at Manchester United on Sunday, but admits his players are not the only ones responsible for lapses this term.

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» Women’s Euro 2025 playoffs roundup: Norway cruise past Northern Ireland
  • Norway beat Northern Ireland 7-0 on aggregate
  • Poland and Portugal book places in Switzerland

Northern Ireland lost 3-0 against Norway for a 7-0 aggregate defeat in their Euro 2025 qualifying playoff.

Caroline Graham Hansen, who scored twice in the first leg, struck again before goals from Arsenal’s Frida Maanum and Atlético Madrid’s Synne Jensen completed the scoring as Norway, 16th in the Fifa rankings and 29 places above Northern Ireland, secured their progress.

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» Football Daily | Young boys collide in an FA Cup draw overflowing with narrative

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Three days into December and Football Daily has already polished off the advent calendar. The lack of self-discipline and short-sightedness is as astounding as it is predictable and part of the reason we are writing tea-timely emails rather than hoovering up any of the FSA awards, dished out on Monday night to our so-called counterparts. Enjoy the gongs, journalists. I hope they make you happy. Dear Lord, what sad little lives. Christmas should be a time for joy but for those of us floundering, it can also be a difficult time to negotiate. Just ask Everton fans: fresh from having their tails handed to them at Old Trafford, the club now face a crucial relegation clash at home to Wolves on Wednesday, before a set of festive fixtures trickier than Football Daily’s Christmas lights: the Merseyside derby at home to Liverpool on Saturday, before games against Arsenal, Chelsea and on Boxing Day, Manchester City. That Christmas Day hangover is going to hit different.

As a resident of Tamworth and knowing how tight The Lamb ground is, I’d just like to give the Spurs fans some advice and maybe a word of warning: yes, there is more parking just to the west by the Snowdome indoor ski slope, but it’s all downhill from there. Yeah, that sounded better in my head” – Anthony T.

Re: yesterday’s Football Daily letters. I’m crushed by your treatment of Mark McFadden. I thought it’d win a prize, but just didn’t happen. I thought his rhyme scheme had a nice patter. In the end, though, it just doesn’t matter. Chris Jersan’s fine note got him the swag. Perhaps the result was always in the bag. But the biggest question from both letters will be a surprise to no one. Will Pep, in fact, head for the door marked Do One?” – Mike Wilner.

Football Daily visitors to the fair city of Dublin should make a pilgrimage to the area around Abbey Street, Amiens Street, Capel Street, Dorset Street, Henry Street, Mountjoy Square, Marlboro Street, North Wall, O’Connell Street, Parnell Square, Summerhill and Talbot Street. It’s centrally located and all the doors therein include the post code DO1” – Simon Mazier.

This is an extract from our daily football email … Football Daily. To get the full version, just visit this page and follow the instructions.

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» Marc Guéhi risks FA punishment after another message on rainbow armband
  • Palace captain wrote ‘Jesus loves you’ on his armband
  • He had already been warned about message on Saturday

Marc Guéhi is likely to face punishment from the Football Association after the Crystal Palace captain wrote “Jesus loves you” on his rainbow armband in the game against Ipswich Town on Tuesday night.

The FA had formally contacted the England defender and his club ­earlier on Tuesday after it emerged that Guéhi wrote “I love Jesus” on his armband for the draw against ­Newcastle on Saturday. It is understood that they were reminded of its strict rules about not displaying any kind of religious messages, which are prohibited under Rule A4 of the ­governing body’s regulations.

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» Amad Diallo may be key to Amorim’s Manchester United revolution

Underused by Erik ten Hag, the youngster has been hugely impressive in the early stages of Ruben Amorim’s tenure

By Ben McAleer for WhoScored

There are a number of Manchester United players benefiting from a change in head coach. Erik ten Hag’s October dismissal was a long time coming, with the FA Cup triumph against Manchester City in May affording the Dutchman a reprieve. It is now up to Ruben Amorim to restore United to their former glory.

The Portuguese manager has made a solid start to life at Old Trafford, overseeing home wins against Bodø/Glimt and Everton along with a commendable draw at Ipswich in his first match in the job. Marcus Rashford is back among the goals, while Joshua Zirkzee netted twice against Everton on Sunday, scoring for the first time since the opening-day win against Fulham.

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» Women’s Championship could revert to being named Super League 2
  • Second tier adopted current name in 2018
  • Majority of shareholders thought to back move

The Women’s Championship could be renamed as Women’s Super League 2 from next season. The ­division, which sits directly below the ­Women’s Super League in the ­English pyramid, was known originally as WSL 2 when it was introduced in 2014 and was rebranded as the Women’s Champion­ship before the 2018‑19 campaign, when the domestic women’s calendar switched from a summer to a winter season.

No final decision regarding a name change has yet been ratified, but the proposal was first tabled more than a month ago. It is believed to have the provisional support of the majority of shareholders after a ­meeting in October.

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» Man City are spiralling. But what would it take for Guardiola to get the sack? | Jonathan Wilson

The Spaniard is one of the greatest managers in the Premier League era but his club’s aura has vanished. He still has reasons to think his job is safe though

Perhaps the most extraordinary aspect of Sunday afternoon at Anfield was how ordinary it all felt. Everybody came for something apocalyptic and what they got was a league game that felt like pretty much any other league game in which Liverpool beat a side who aren’t as good as them. For a time there was a thought that Liverpool might pay for failing to take advantage of their early domination, for missing decent chances. But Manchester City are no longer the almost supernatural force they once were; eventually they made two mistakes in quick succession, giving away first possession and then a penalty, and the game was Liverpool’s.

Even Pep Guardiola seems to have accepted it is over. After the – frankly uncomfortable – sight of him clawing at his own scalp on Tuesday as they tossed away a three-goal lead against Feyenoord, he responded to chants of “You’re getting sacked in the morning” by grinning and raising six fingers to denote the number of Premier League titles he has won. Unfortunately, it also denotes how many of their last seven games City have lost.

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» Irreplaceable Virgil van Dijk remains Liverpool’s keystone and spirit animal | Barney Ronay

Defender’s domination of Manchester City striker Erling Haaland represents the contrasting paths of both clubs

Like crocuses pushing up through the soil, like a first glimpse of daffodil in spring, you know something’s up at West Ham, and indeed Everton, when David Moyes starts turning up on Match of the Day 2 like a hopeful uncle at a funeral, looking trim and urgent and chiselled, with perhaps even a slight shade of spray-salon, a touch of Ibiza Whisper.

Moyes did a thorough video debrief for the BBC of Virgil van Dijk’s defending against Erling Haaland at Anfield. This wasn’t the toughest analysis given it basically involved showing Van Dijk gliding about taking the ball away, doing Dad-defender stuff – Erling, we’ve talked about this, you’ll have to wait for Crystal Palace – and generally defanging an elite striker he just seems to have the cheat code to every time.

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» Barcelona’s edge gone as Las Palmas write their own history at anniversary party | Sid Lowe

League leaders were marking 125 years since forming but defiant and in-form visitors got in the way of celebrations

Barcelona left the party early, their birthday also belonging to those who travelled the furthest to be there. There was music, candles and a cake, a piano, five presidents and Pep Guardiola singing on the screen, or lip-syncing at least, but by the time the club’s 125th-anniversary celebrations closed at the Liceu theatre on Friday night there were no first-team players. A little after half past nine, two hours into their grand gala on the Ramblas, a figure appeared in the shadow of the aisle and gestured to depart, 30 men in grey suits silently slipping out to prepare the final act, the crowning performance: in 14 hours they had a match to play.

There have been thousands of them since 1899 when Mr Kans Kamper [sic] put a 63-word classified in Los Deportes asking if anyone wanted to play foot-vall and 12 turned up. The day after the gala would be Barcelona’s 3,034th in La Liga alone, and the league hadn’t even started for another 40 years after their foundation; it was also supposed to be special, a finale for the festivities. Over 2,000 people had been at the Liceu, among them former players, managers and plenty of politicians, if not the mayor – he supports Espanyol – and on a sunny Saturday high above the city another 43,921 were coming to Montjuic to share the history, the moment.

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» Edoardo Bove’s collapse gives a new lesson on what really matters in life | Nicky Bandini

Fiorentina and Inter players had squabbled over a VAR check before the hosts’ midfielder suffered a cardiac arrest

Before Edoardo Bove fell, it had seemed as though a disallowed goal was the most important thing in the world. Fiorentina and Inter were waiting for a VAR check to confirm whether the ball really had gone out as Denzel Dumfries set up Lautaro Martínez to score in the 17th minute of their top-four clash. Players and coaches voiced their disagreement in the usual theatrical terms.

And then, it did not matter at all. Bove had not involved himself in the discussion, waiting in the far half of the pitch. He dropped to a knee for a moment, presumed to be tying a shoelace, but in fact using his hands to steady himself on the turf. After standing back up, he took a handful of steps then collapsed beside Hakan Calhanoglu.

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» ‘Prison didn’t touch the sides’: Tony Adams on addiction, losing the man who saved him and helping others

The former Arsenal and England captain believes he has finally ‘grown up’, with ‘no tentacles’ from his troubled past

Tony Adams has always been a contradiction. He led and captained an elite Arsenal dressing room for 14 years but struggled to care for himself. The epitome of bravery on the pitch and “a scared little boy” off it. A career full of drive and determination but also weak will. These days, the contradictions are softer. An East End boy living in the Cotswolds, a recovered alcoholic happily married to a member of the Teacher’s whisky dynasty. A snappy dresser with a messy haircut. The difference is that, unlike the old days, everything seems to fit.

“I’ve got no angst of the past any more,” says Adams. “I’ve cleaned that up – I’m 28 years without a drink or a drug. I’m comfortable in my own skin for the first time in my life. I’ve grown up. There are no tentacles from the past now.”

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» Sahin’s sober Dortmund finally click but canny Kompany has the answer | Andy Brassell

The BVB coach’s ‘plan worked perfectly’ in Klassiker draw but Bayern’s manager continues to be full of surprises

The meaning of Der Klassiker has changed significantly down the years. Having been a zenith fixture of Bayern Munich v current challenger of substance in the past, it is now set in stone in the post-Klopp years as the Rekordmeister v Borussia Dortmund, that branding remaining even with BVB having largely morphed from genuine challenger to most frequent irritant.

There is a comforting regularity to it. The opener in Dortmund as autumn turns to winter, the April return in Munich and, so often, the arena in which BVB dreams of bigger and better are turned to mulch. The 5-0 at Allianz Arena in spring 2019 which was done and dusted inside the first 20 minutes, holding BVB’s title charge in check. Bayern’s win here in 2020 in front of no fans, snuffing out any home hopes of the Bundesliga just days after the post-Covid resumption. This time last year, it was Harry Kane’s hat-trick in his first Klassiker that told Dortmund the longings for putting right their loss of the title on the final day of 2022-23 were not rooted in reality.

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» 'Maybe I deserve to be sacked': Guardiola laments loss as Slot says he needs 'no sympathy' – video

Manchester City suffered their fourth successive Premier League defeat for the first time under Pep Guardiola after a 2-0 loss away to Liverpool. During the game Liverpool fans serenaded Guardiola with 'sacked in the morning' chants.

'Maybe I deserve to be sacked, honestly,' the Manchester City manager said. 'Maybe I'm still in the job because we won six Premier Leagues. A lot of titles. Otherwise the hierarchy maybe would be thinking that this does not work.'

When asked on Guardiola's struggles, the Liverpool manager, Arne Slot, said: 'You feel sympathy or empathy with the managers that are in a really bad place. They've either lost many games or they are down at the bottom of the league ... Last season City were eight points behind Arsenal I think in February. No one has to feel empathy or sorry for Pep. Maybe for other managers but not for Pep. He has won so many things and he will be able to bring City back.'

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» Manchester United fans protest 'unethical' increase in ticket prices – video

Hundreds of Manchester United fans gathered in front of Old Trafford to protest against a recent increase in matchday ticket prices. Prices, which previously started at £40 for adults and £25 for children, were raised to £66 per game, with no concessions for children or pensioners. The move comes as part of the co-owner Sir Jim Ratcliffe’s efforts to make United more financially sustainable in the face of losses.

Fans outside the ground called the move 'unethical' and directed a number of chants at the ownership. Some Everton supporters also joined their United counterparts while Manchester City and Liverpool fans staged their own protest at Anfield in solidarity to support the Football Supporters' Association's 'Stop Exploiting Loyalty' campaign.

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» 'I have to prove myself now': Pep Guardiola vows to reverse Manchester City's slump – video

Pep Guardiola says Manchester City will take it one game at a time before Sunday's Premier League encounter with Liverpool. The champions have not won a match since beating Southampton 1-0 on 26 October, and have lost three straight Premier League games.

Guardiola said: 'We will be back, I know that ... I know the people say: "Why is Pep not in trouble, why is he not sacked?" I have this margin because of what we have done over the last eight years.' Despite his track record – City have won the past four Premier League titles – he said: 'I have to prove myself now.'

‘I have this margin’: Pep Guardiola feels protected from sack by past success

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» 'One of them now': Ruben Amorim thanks fans after Manchester United's win over Bodø/Glimt – video

Ruben Amorim thanked Manchester United supporters after his team came from behind to beat Bodø/Glimt 3-2 in the Europa League on Thursday night. Despite Alejandro Garnacho's early goal the hosts found themselves trailing 2-1 before Rasmus Højlund's double secured victory.

"Half of the stadium doesn't know me and I have done nothing for this club – yet – but the way they support me in the beginning, I feel like I am not alone," Amorim said. "Like I am one of them now. It was really special."

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» 'Difficult to swallow': Guardiola reacts to Manchester City's Feyenoord collapse – video

Pep Guardiola said Manchester City's 3-3 Champions League draw at Feyenoord was 'difficult to swallow', adding his players are desperate for a win. Guardiola's side squandered a three-goal lead inside the last 16 minutes. Ilkay Gündogan struck early in the second half to add to Erling Haaland's double, however, the visitors achieved a memorable comeback.

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» Football team take to pitch despite floodwaters during Storm Bert – video

Footage shows players from Lydney Town AFC in Gloucestershire heading the ball and swimming in waist-deep floodwaters as they refused to let Storm Bert stop them from taking to the pitch. The club shared the footage on social media alongside the caption: 'Can’t believe I’m saying this … but GAME ON! Teams are out and kick off is imminent'

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» ‘Bring it home for Marta’: Moorhouse reveals what drove Orlando to NWSL title
  • Goalkeeper describes Brazilian as ‘one in a billion’
  • ‘We had this calmness, this stillness and belief,’ she says

Orlando Pride’s determination to ensure that their “one-in-a-billion” Brazilian Marta won her first National Women’s Soccer League championship title helped focus their resolve to get over the line, says the team’s goalkeeper Anna Moorhouse.

The 38-year-old Marta, who was named as Fifa’s women’s footballer of the year six times between 2006 and 2018, had spent seven seasons with Orlando without lifting a trophy before the team became only the second in the NWSL to win the league winner’s shield and the championship title in the same campaign after defeating Washington Spirit 1-0 in Saturday’s final. Marta’s compatriot Luana, who was diagnosed with Hodgkin’s lymphoma in April, missed the final but did feature in the semi-final.

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» Nostalgic Serie A five-a-side teams: picking a lineup for … Genoa

The club last won Serie A a century ago but modern-day icons, led up front by Diego Milito, deserve their place

Stephen Kasiewicz for The Gentleman Ultra

It is de rigueur to ignore the heroes of the past to focus on the stars of the present when selecting any all-time greats team. The skewed formula cannot be applied when choosing five players to represent the oldest club in Italy.

Considering Genoa won the last of their nine Serie A titles in 1924 it would be a straightforward task to compose a team solely from that period. Yet I couldn’t leave out some modern-day icons and decided it would be much more fun to pick a team of Il Grifone players from three different eras.

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» European football: McTominay boosts Napoli title bid, Real Madrid sink Getafe
  • Midfielder nets winner in 1-0 victory at Torino
  • Bellingham and Mbappé on target for Madrid

Scott McTominay’s first-half goal earned leaders Napoli a 1-0 win at Torino as Antonio Conte’s side opened a four-point gap at the top of the Serie A standings.

The Scotland midfielder found the net around the half-hour mark when he struck a shot powerfully inside the near post after receiving a precise pass from Khvicha Kvaratskhelia. Napoli move on to 32 points, with four teams level on 28 points: Atalanta, Lazio, Inter and Fiorentina.

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» MLS Cup final set as LA Galaxy to host surprise package New York Red Bulls
  • Galaxy and Red Bulls reach final with Saturday wins
  • Andres Reyes powers New York to 1-0 win over Orlando
  • Dejan Joveljić lifts Los Angeles in 1-0 win over Seattle

The Los Angeles Galaxy will host the New York Red Bulls in the MLS Cup final after the pair won their conference championship games on Saturday.

The Red Bulls will have a chance to win their first MLS Cup title after a 1-0 win at Orlando City.

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» Marta has lived through long, lean years. Now she has another title

After sticking with the Orlando Pride through nearly a decade’s worth of mediocrity, the Brazilian was rewarded for her loyalty with her first win in a final at club level in 13 years

For so long, on so many occasions, it felt like Marta’s time. On Saturday, it finally was.

The Orlando Pride, captained by the 38-year-old Brazilian playmaker and spearheaded by incandescent striker Barbra Banda, completed one of the most dominant seasons in NWSL history on Saturday with a 1-0 win over the Washington Spirit in the league’s championship game. The title is the team’s first ever, and Marta’s first win in a final at club level since the 2011 WPS championship with the Western New York Flash.

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» David de Gea is reborn and central to Fiorentina’s Serie A renaissance | Nicky Bandini

Goalkeeper is at heart of team reviving and defying expectations thanks to seven straight Serie A wins

David de Gea said on day one that he wanted to “make history” with Fiorentina. Three months later, you could make a case he has already succeeded. The Viola won their seventh consecutive Serie A game on Sunday, 2-0 away to Como. Only once before – back in 1960 – have they achieved such a run in the Italian top-flight.

The Spaniard has been essential. De Gea collected his fifth clean sheet against Como, more than any other goalkeeper has managed since he made his league debut on 15 September. He is having to work for them, too.

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» Christian Ilzer’s people-centric approach revives Hoffenheim spirit | Andy Brassell

Manager arrived with a reputation for transformation and rejuvenated team with spirited 4-3 win against RB Leipzig

Less talk, more action? Having stepped out of Austrian football for the first time in his career, Christian Ilzer has taken the opposite approach as he seeks to establish himself and to find his feet at Hoffenheim. Appointed to the top job little more than a week ago, the new head coach took over an alarming situation, with his new European-qualified team teetering just above a weak-looking bottom three. Yet he immediately felt that making time to chat was the best start. “Of course, it takes a lot of conversations to find out what makes the guys tick,” Ilzer enthused. “When you’re dealing with people, one of the most important skills is listening. That was one of my main jobs.”

In an era when a head coach’s ability to create their own brand is still thought of as imperative, taking a moment to assess exactly why Pellegrino Matarazzo’s reign fell apart needed to happen. Understanding, rather than recrimination. The degree of faith Ilzer has already fostered is evident. There were many moments when Hoffenheim could have shouldered arms on his Saturday debut against RB Leipzig, but they never did. Three times they came from behind and after the last of those, Jacob Bruun Larsen headed in a winner to inspire the closest you will get to delirium in the stands of the ProZero Arena.

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» Brest’s Cinderella story continues against Barcelona despite domestic slide | Eric Devin

Éric Roy’s side have enjoyed early success in Champions League but could be fighting relegation at season’s end

By Eric Devin for Get French Football News

While they were humbled by an attack-minded Monaco on Friday evening at the Stade Louis II, as Brest prepare to take on Barcelona in the first “big test” of their maiden Champions League campaign (Bayer Leverkusen notwithstanding), it’s worth reflecting on the Bretons’ progress to date and a look at how Tuesday’s match may shape up given some unfortunate injury news for Éric Roy’s side.

Despite playing gamely against a Monaco side who have been mightily impressive this season, Brest lost 3-2 but, more importantly, lost Pierre Lees-Melou. The veteran midfielder had only recently returned from an injury and his positive influence on the team was palpable in the draw against Leverkusen.

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» New York Red Bulls silence NYCFC to reach Eastern Conference final
  • Red Bulls beat NYCFC 2-0 to reach MLS Cup last four
  • No 7 seed will face Atlanta or Orlando in East final

Dante Vanzeir notched an assist on a first-half goal by Felipe Carballo and then scored nine minutes later, and Carlos Coronel made them stand up by posting his seventh career clean sheet against New York City FC in the New York Red Bulls’ 2-0 victory in an Eastern Conference semi-final at Citi Field on Saturday night.

The seventh-seeded Red Bulls will play the winner of Sunday’s semi-final between No 9 seed Atlanta United and fourth-seeded Orlando City for the conference championship and the right to play for the MLS Cup.

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» Next Generation 2024: 60 of the best young talents in world football

From Franco Mastantuono to Estêvão, we select some of the most talented players born in 2007. Check the progress of our classes of 2023 | 2022 | 2021 | 2020 | 2019 and look at the editions from further back

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» Next Generation 2024: 20 of the best talents at Premier League clubs

We pick the best youngsters at each club born between 1 September 2007 and 31 August 2008, an age band known as first-year scholars. Check the progress of our classes of 2023 | 2022 | 2021 | 2020 | 2019and look at the editions from further back

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» Next Generation 2023: 60 of the best young talents in world football

From Warren Zaïre-Emery to Endrick, we select some of the best players born in 2006. Check the progress of our classes of 2022 | 2021 | 2020 | 2019 | 2018

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» Gianluca Busio, Gio Reyna and the rest of Next Generation 2019: how have they got on?

The two Americans were on our list five years ago but their paths show the professional game is rarely straightforward

Career paths are rarely straightforward, whether in football or any other area of life. Circumstances often change. Injuries and illnesses happen, there are often changes in leadership which have an impact on the individual while personal lives also play a part.

Career paths are therefore very difficult to predict. Looking down the list of our 2019 Next Generation, which we have now followed for five years, there were no guarantees any of the players would become household names. OK, Alex Holiga, who covers the Balkans for us, was confident that Josko Gvardiol would make it big – which he has – but apart from him, and perhaps Ansu Fati, Eduardo Camavinga and Jérémy Doku, there were no certainties.

A remarkable year for the youngster. Made his Bundesliga debut on 18 January and has not looked back since. He now has 23 first-team appearances and has established himself as a starter and one of the most talented young players in Europe. “I’m still learning a lot tactically,” he said in August. “There is a very big difference between youth and professional football. Making the right movements and creating space for myself and others is what I still need to learn the most.

A tumultuous year for the young American who was caught in the crossfire of a feud between his own family and the USMNT coach, Gregg Berhalter, after the World Cup, during which he played a mere 52 minutes of the US’s four games. Injuries have once again hampered him but he is back to full fitness now and a US return seems likely too after talks with Berhalter.

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» Saka and Ødegaard’s special relationship has Arsenal humming | Barney Ronay

No Arsenal player is benefiting more from the captain’s return than his ruthless buddy on the wing, as West Ham found out

Oh for heavens’s sake, get a room. Actually don’t. This is, on reflection, a global spectator sport. But show a little restraint. People are watching. Including, it seemed for much of the first half at the London Stadium, the entire West Ham defence.

There were times during those 49 wild minutes when Bukayo Saka and Martin Ødegaard seemed to be playing pretty much in the same pocket of air, like a pair of hummingbirds, beautifully conjoined.

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» Charismatic Emma Hayes shows WSL what it has been missing this season | Tom Garry

On the touchline or off it, the former Chelsea manager is still the biggest draw in the women’s game

Football needs great characters and, for 12 years, English women’s football was all the more interesting for the presence of one of the most charismatic coaches in the sport in the form of Emma Hayes; never afraid to speak her mind, never dull and scarcely ever beaten. Perhaps the Women’s Super League and the wider English game did not realise quite how much it was missing Hayes until she brought her Olympic champions to London and reminded everyone what a difference a sprinkle of personality can make in helping to grow a sport.

The match itself was rather unexciting, but the USA coach somehow made the occasion anything but. The tone was set at the start of the week when Hayes hosted a press conference in a pub in Camden. Where else? She joked about the venue smelling of “fart and feet”, before pouring some pints from behind the bar. It would be unfair to label the 12 current WSL managers as dull by comparison but it is undeniably true that none of them can yet grab a room’s attention quite like Hayes can, guarantee as many column inches or stir up quite so much attention for a friendly fixture.

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» Steve Cooper’s tepid Leicester reign was doomed from the very start

Disappointing results and an uninspiring style aside, the former Forest manager was always fighting an uphill battle

By Ben McAleer for WhoScored

Few in Leicester would have shed a tear when news of Steve Cooper’s dismissal was announced on Sunday. Following in the footsteps of Enzo Maresca was tough enough and the club appointing a head coach dismissed by their rivals Nottingham Forest last December did not sit well with supporters. In effect Cooper had to scale a mountain to win over the fanbase.

Saturday’s 2-1 home loss to Chelsea spelled the end of his second spell in the Midlands. That it was Maresca in the opposing dugout at the King Power Stadium was a cruel twist of fate. It extended Leicester’s winless run in all competitions to five and leaves them a point above the drop zone. Cooper has overseen two league wins, and one of those was at 10-man Southampton, where they came from two goals down to win 3-2.

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» Football Daily | A stunning lack of artfulness on another day to forget for Manchester City

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Towards the end of his beleaguered Manchester City side’s trimming at the hands of Liverpool at Anfield, Pep Guardiola raised a couple of hands of his own but far from surrendering in the same manner as the players he had picked, the Spaniard was in defiant mood. Turning in his technical area to acknowledge the scouse serenade of “You’re getting sacked in the morning!” echoing around the ground, the City boss chomped hard on the bait and raised six digits to remind all those in the chorus how many Premier League titles he has won. Unfortunately for him it is also the same number of games his team have now lost in their past seven outings, a statistic quickly seized upon by assorted Social Media Disgrace wags who wished to pile even more ridicule on poor old Pep.

I’ve been criticised since I was a 16-year-old boy, my whole career. What you always want is weapons to fight back with – at the minute we’ve got none. So we have to take it on the chin and hope that we get through this, because the last two games arguably have been the toughest and hardest week of my managerial career. It was very difficult walking over and not feel embarrassed to show our appreciation to the fans” – the behind-the-scenes Plymouth Argyle documentary is in danger of having its lead character killed off in the first episode after the Pilgrims’ 4-0 thrashing at Bristol City.

The post-Klopp Kop had a pop at Pep. He tried to linger, offered a single finger (plus five), but he’d seen a Red humdinger. City will back him, no chance they’ll sack him. But with Pep being slighted, and weaknesses sighted, could he even be caught by Rubén’s United? (I know I ought to get out more, but you know what, I don’t even care)” – Mark McFadden.

After a 2-0 defeat, a warning for City fans: taking too much Peptalk Dismal can increase the risk of side effects, including feeling or being sick, feeling confused, dizzy or tired, deafness, or ringing or buzzing in your ears” – James Boyle.

As an Arsenal supporter, I found myself cheering on Liverpool yesterday, even though I probably should have been hoping for a City win. I think I’ve been hurt so often by City that I’m having trouble being rational. My psychiatrist says I have PTSD: Pep Traumatic Stress Disorder. She thinks I’ve lost touch with reality when I suggest he’s just bored and toying with us, seeing how far he can fall behind before City win their final 25 matches with a goal difference of 107 and take the title by 10 points at a canter again” – Chris Jersan.

What a difference six years makes. From Scott McTominay getting stick from the Manchester United fans just for passing the ball backwards, all the way back in the days when they used to beat Liverpool (and with the Once a Special One, then a Happy One, now a Moaning in Turkey One, doing a once in a lifetime ‘blame me not the player’), to scoring the winner to boost Napoli’s title bid. As Andy Gray used to patronisingly say on co-commentary after someone, probably Robert Pires, scored a world class goal in the early 2000s, ‘Take a bow son, take a bow’” – Noble Francis.

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» Coventry send for Frank Lampard and Sheffield United shine – Football Weekly

Max Rushden is joined by Barry Glendenning, Sanny Rudravajhala and George Elek as the Sky Blues get their man and Chris Wilder’s Blades continue their great form

Rate, review, share on Apple Podcasts, Soundcloud, Audioboom, Mixcloud, Acast and Stitcher, and join the conversation on Facebook, Twitter and email.

On the podcast today; Frank Lampard’s Coventry (as we are duty bound to call them) begin with a draw against Cardiff City. The panel debate whether this is a good appointment.

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» Is there a more internationally capped surname in football than Jones? | The Knowledge

Plus: cup-tied finalists that lose but win a medal, 66 goals in a week and the oldest team with a body part in their name

  • Mail us any of your questions and answers

“Curtis Jones is the ninth Jones to play for the England men’s team, after Alf, William, Harry, Herbert, Bill, Mick, Rob and Phil. Do any countries have a more capped surname?” asks Jack Hayward.

There are plenty of countries who don’t need to keep up with the Joneses because they went past them ages ago. In one case, they are the Joneses.

Williams (Wales) 32

Nilsson (Sweden) 35

Karlsson (Sweden) 40

Singh (India) 40+

Jensen (Denmark) 43

Davies (Wales) and Johansson (Sweden) 44

Nielsen (Denmark) 51

Jones (Wales) 54

Andersson (Sweden) and Hansen (Denmark) 65

Nguyễn (Vietnam) 78+

Kim (South Korea) 83+

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» David Squires on … Manchester City and a visit from exorcist Ian Holloway

Our cartoonist on how the Premier League champions may need a hand from Swindon’s paranormal investigator

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» TP Mazembe pull off Champions League shock as search for fanfare continues | Moving the Goalposts

Congolese club claimed glory in Africa’s premier women’s club competition but tournament struggled for crowds

This certainly wasn’t on my bingo card. Coming into the fourth edition of the CAF Women’s Champions League, expectations were that the continental title would be retained by Mamelodi Sundowns of South Africa or regained by the Moroccan hosts, Asfar Rabat. Between them they had won all three previous editions of Africa’s premier women’s club competition. Instead, it was TP Mazembe, a Congolese club only founded four years ago, who claimed continental glory with a 1-0 win in El Jadida.

With Asfar Rabat having already beaten Mazembe 3-1 in the group stage, the 15,000 partisan Moroccan fans would have been expecting a procession but Marlène Kasaj’s 10th-minute penalty, awarded after VAR intervention, silenced the crowd. After that, and in front of the Morocco head coach, Jorge Vilda, sacked by Spain in the aftermath of Luis Rubiales kissing Jenni Hermoso, Asfar failed to threaten the Mazembe goal and the away side saw out a relatively comfortable victory. The tournament’s top scorer and breakout star, Doha El Madani, came closest with a free-kick she sent just wide of the post but in truth it was Mazembe who carried a greater threat on a day when they subdued their usually free-scoring opponents.

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» Nostalgic Serie A five-a-side teams: picking a lineup for … Udinese

A club that punches above its weight, Le Zebrette have calmness, flair and focal point up front in Oliver Bierhoff

James Oddy for The Gentleman Ultra

For a club that have never won a Serie A title, picking a five a side team made up of former Udinese players proved monumentally difficult. Nestled in north-east Italy, Udine is significantly closer to Slovenia’s capital of Ljubljana than Rome. Yet it has been a nursery for many elite players, as well as providing the stability and seclusion for the more mature player to find their feet and flourish.

This side is a mixture of youth and experience and helps to emphasise just how much talent has graced the Stadio Friuli. My selection based primarily on players who played during my lifetime and ones that would flourish in the five a side game.

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» North London is red and Merseyside is blue – Women’s Football Weekly podcast

Faye Carruthers is joined by Suzy Wrack, Jenna Schillaci and Sophie Downey to discuss all the weekend’s WSL games

On today’s pod, the panel discusses Chelsea’s rise to the top of the WSL table after a hard-fought win over Manchester City. Is this the start of their title charge?

The panel also looks at the late drama across the league, with Fran Kirby’s goal sealing Brighton’s victory and Ebony Salmon coming off the bench to give Aston Villa their first win of the season.

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» Golden Goal: Brian McClair for Manchester United v Sheffield Wednesday (1991)

It may have been an absolute mess, but McClair’s two-yard wonder strike was a window into the human soul

The reality of corporeality is a hard thing to process; just look at what we look like! But somehow, the agglomeration of weird shapes and freaky textures that comprises us responds to instructions from the quivering lump of jelly that really comprises us, and thus does football eventuate. Jesse Armstrong once said that if a joke isn’t working, one thing to try is sticking it an enclosed space so “the characters are up in each other’s physicality” and such is our beautiful game: a chaotic, hilarious gumbo of bodies controlled by brains that are fickle, stressed and distractible, having been socialised into the fanatical pursuit of an arbitrary aim to which has been ascribed inherent moral value.

Many of the most preposterous events I’ve seen in my life have been football-related: consider John Terry arranging for himself to take a Champions League-winning penalty and adjusting his captain’s armband en route, then slipping and crying, or Steven Gerrard coming on for his last appearance against Manchester United after spending the entirety of the first half being wound up by the away end, then getting himself sent off 38 seconds later. For balance, I was also at the Stadium of Light on the last day of 2011-12, but we all have our own favourites: those moments when players, asked to process footballing obsession multiplied by the human condition, simply cannot.

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» First Premier League weekend on Bluesky was nice and soft but X hard-edges remain | John Brewin

Discourse on social media platform lacked toxicity of the old place but there were signs it will eventually go that way

Hello, I’m new here, though you might know me from the other place. The sun is shining in the sky, there ain’t a cloud in sight, I’m here for good humour and polite social media intercourse. Thanks for the starter pack. Welcome, then, to Bluesky, where the algorithm isn’t jammed hard-right, the self-policing not too strong-arm, though there was that strange chap who listed the schools everyone attended.

After the Twitterectomy (to use Nick Cave’s indelicate term for this liberal migration) to a promised land where Elon Musk doesn’t quote-tweet articles on the Great Replacement Theory as being “interesting”. Now, how would this new Xanadu shape up when placed into the hottest kiln of public debate known to humankind? Forget geopolitics and burning social issues, forget even Donald Trump, the truest test is a Premier League weekend.

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» Southampton are doomed but it’s clear why Russell Martin will not change | Jonathan Wilson

Few managers are idealists but the truth for the man in charge at St Mary’s is that his players aren’t good enough to stay up

There has, at least, been a win to break the pattern. But Southampton’s victory over Everton was followed immediately by defeat by Wolves and so they spent the international break bottom of the table. They have taken four points from 11 games. In only two games this season have Southampton had the better xG – on the opening day, when they lost 1-0 at 10-man Newcastle, and in the 1-1 draw at Ipswich. They are, barring something miraculous, doomed.

The routine has become familiar. Southampton play their goal-kicks short. They pass the ball neatly. They have a lot of possession; 56.6% – only three teams in the Premier League are averaging more. They don’t take their chances – no side have hit a lower percentage of shots on target this season. Somebody makes a mistake – perhaps one of their players, perhaps the referee – they concede and the game is lost.

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» Christian Vieri: ‘Just like the West Indies, you’ve got to be ­confident in life’

Inter legend enjoyed a remarkable career in Spain and Italy, but football was not his only love growing up in Sydney

I am having to explain to Christian Vieri that despite us being in London and only a few miles from Lord’s, organising a game of cricket with Sir Ian Botham is probably going to be a bit tricky. I just don’t have that sort of pulling power, but also because the former Ashes legend is in Australia and a bit banged up after falling into crocodile-filled waters on a fishing trip.

The thing is, Vieri – the former striker who at one time became the most expensive footballer in the world when he moved to Internazionale in 1999 for about £30m – doesn’t just like cricket, he loves it, having spent most of his childhood in Australia.

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» Saudi Arabia’s World Cup: how close could Fifa get to corporate manslaughter?

In a country where thousands of migrant workers have died since 2016 a huge building project lies ahead. December’s coronation will stand as surely the most wretched, bloody, damaging act in the history of global organised sport

“People will die.”
Amnesty International

“You can never say again that you did not know.”
William Wilberforce

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» The 100 best male footballers in the world 2023

Erling Haaland has been voted the best player in the world for 2023 by our 218-strong panel, with Jude Bellingham finishing second

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» The 100 best female footballers in the world 2023

Aitana Bonmatí, Sam Kerr and Salma Paralluelo top the list of female footballers in the world in 2023 according to our judges

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» Erling Haaland voted the world’s best player – and he’s just getting started | Niall McVeigh

The Norwegian is only 23 but his devastating goal record has seen him voted as the No 1 player in the world by the Guardian’s expert panel

When Pep Guardiola tearfully claimed Manchester City could not replace the departing Sergio Agüero in May 2021, he didn’t just create a meme. Guardiola was soft-launching a global audition for his team’s new attacking talisman. An unsuccessful pursuit of Harry Kane in the summer of 2021 came between two title-winning seasons where Ilkay Gündogan (13) and Kevin De Bruyne (15) were the club’s top league goalscorers. Guardiola’s slick creative machine needed a new front man, and they found him in Erling Haaland.

Like Agüero before him – and in contrast to many of City’s most successful Pep-era signings – Haaland arrived as a bona fide superstar, a plug-and-play addition to an already stellar lineup. Whether he was a bargain is another question. The release clause paid was €60m (£51.2m), but some reports suggest Haaland’s five-year deal could cost the club in the region of £300m. And while there was an ominous logic to the move for City’s rivals, questions remained.

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